“Really you two?? I thought you raised me to never act like this,” said Samantha.
I just want to know how long I have to keep exploring my options, even though yeah, I know I interned here last summer too.
Make sure to take an extra donut as you type, and remember that I also brought in Pop Ems too.
Looking to sublet a spacious, castle-like structure with definitely, at least, some bedrooms from late May — very early August.
In an attempt to branch out and engage new members, Soundworks Tap Factory has been experimenting with new activities.
It can’t possibly be my fault I fell asleep during your class. The air was warm, the chairs were comfortable, and the room was literally pitch black.
Instead of actually making the course more challenging, I’ve just decided to eliminate the letter A from my repertoire.
Some classmates had begun to grow suspicious as Jackson sneezed six times merely during the conversation about possibly moving the class outdoors.
Aw man! Chris Solomons (C '20) was all ready for a killer Fling weekend until, according to him, the weather had other plans. UTB caught up with Solomons as he reclined in a bean bag chair, a bowl of Chocolatey Chip Teddy Grahams in hand.
The most popular species thus far have been the Growius Fastia, the Comehere Pleas, and the Weare Better Thanyale.
Why do you want to waste your money on a tank top with a Penn club pun that has a slightly inappropriate twist to it?
He’s previously competed in a desk building competition, so Hader has had to pick brackets before. Last year, he put all his money on the Everbuilt Zinc Plated 1 ½” Bracket, but that one lost it all during the strength test.
Oh wow, so Miguel is gonna be playing at Fling. That’s awesome..right? Is it good or not good?
Ah, Locust Walk. The highway of University City. Traffic can be a nightmare, but luckily, you’re from the city that never sleeps. Here are some tips for making it to DRL in a breeze while never letting anyone near you forget your heritage.
"That’s the pen I used to ace the SATs!"
I flew down with a team to the tip of South America to uncover the mysteries of the Argentinosaurs. I was so excited and thought everyone would hail me as a hero for making the discovery that put the whole puzzle together.
Want to come party but don’t know Jeff or Matt? Better stretch at the pre-game and get ready to take a lap.
Administration members are so excited to have stumbled upon this hidden gem of the digital age. Some were generous enough to share some of their thoughts.
Much of his material is based on class topics, which is hard for an audience that hasn’t done the reading since syllabus week. The rest mostly revolves around his children, married life, a little bit of politics, and nineteenth century ventriloquism.
I thought it was just going to be a fun relaxed night of binge drinking, but instead they found old video games in the basement, and now the night seems like it’s going to be really wholesome.