This isn’t a solo bingo game either: Gutmann has some steep competition to go up against. Martha E. Pollack of Cornell and Peter Salovey at Yale are both in on the action. Whoever completes their respective card first gets an all-new 2003 Kia Sorento.
Oh hey! Are you also heading over to class now? Sweet me too. I was worried I was going to be late, but you’re here too.
I can honestly report that Castle parties really aren’t that great — people just asked me if I could unclog the upstairs bathroom drain.
Here he is at the Maclay family reunion last September.
Has your guest every been to Six Flags Magic Mountain? That makes a difference in which tiny piece of paper I give them to put in a basket literally seven feet away. Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday before 2pm? Then I’m going to need your mother’s maiden name as well.
DRL A4 looks less like a lecture hall, and more like a Black Friday sale at Walmart.
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My dad emailed your dad that I was coming here, and he said I should text you.
But your arm was broken so I said we should get you some chocolate milk right away, but the gas station was out. Then we had to go to Hershey Park to get some, but all of the brown cows were on vacation in Vegas.
Greg, the HR intern, thought the box looked good, and off it went to printing!
Luckily, the noticing of his shadow coincided with Intern Day at his summer gig. Every year on Intern Day, the mayor comes in to mentor the new batch of interns, while hopefully not dropping them in the process.
“Really you two?? I thought you raised me to never act like this,” said Samantha.
I just want to know how long I have to keep exploring my options, even though yeah, I know I interned here last summer too.
Make sure to take an extra donut as you type, and remember that I also brought in Pop Ems too.
Looking to sublet a spacious, castle-like structure with definitely, at least, some bedrooms from late May — very early August.
In an attempt to branch out and engage new members, Soundworks Tap Factory has been experimenting with new activities.
It can’t possibly be my fault I fell asleep during your class. The air was warm, the chairs were comfortable, and the room was literally pitch black.
Instead of actually making the course more challenging, I’ve just decided to eliminate the letter A from my repertoire.
Some classmates had begun to grow suspicious as Jackson sneezed six times merely during the conversation about possibly moving the class outdoors.
Aw man! Chris Solomons (C '20) was all ready for a killer Fling weekend until, according to him, the weather had other plans. UTB caught up with Solomons as he reclined in a bean bag chair, a bowl of Chocolatey Chip Teddy Grahams in hand.