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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?

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Photo by Teresa Martínez Pallarés / CC BY-ND 2.0

You take a step closer to Brad. Brad gives you a sweltering glare. You wind up for a sucker punch. Brad looks at you as if you’re a weirdo. Your fist makes contact with Brad’s face. Brad topples over. Your fist hurts slightly, but there you are, standing above the limp form of a knocked-out Brad. 

Jessica is practically swooning. “Wooowww…I didn’t know you were so strong! You really knocked him out!” Jessica’s hand lies daintily on your strong, broad chest, and she leans in close for a kiss. You close your eyes and lean in. 

Before you can make contact with Jessica’s voluptuous, cherry-colored lips, there’s a sharp tap on the shoulder. You look behind you and see a very large event security guard staring you down. You gulp. Jessica leans over and whispers in your ear, “c’mon, fight him for me, you got this.” 

A: Fight the Magic Gardens security guard 

B: Preserve your dignity

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