Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?
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April 11, 2019 at 2:14 am
You square up for your second fight of the night. “Aight big fella,” you say, “this Magic Gardens ain’t big enough for the both of us.” Your voice has a swagger of confidence that it does not deserve. You crack your knuckles and stretch your neck, moving it from side to side. “Well, I really hate to do this to you, but—”
Before you can even wind up the guard punches you in the face with the force of a CIS 160 final. Suddenly all you see is black.
You come to a couple hours later, Jessica looking at you with concern. Heat rises in your cheeks. Jessica might not be fucking Brad tonight, but she is sure as hell not fucking you either.
Nice! Brad Didn’t Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling (but neither did you…)