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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?


Photo (with edits) by Artur (RUS) Potosi / CC BY 2.0

Jessica is the girl of your dreams. She’s your manic pixie dream girl, the one who should have gotten away but didn’t. Your one and only true love. Ever since that first time your lips made contact in a hot, sweaty basement during NSO, you knew that the two of you were meant to be. Jessica has a personality as sweet as bubblegum, and has the cake to match.

You and Jessica have been going strong for nine months now, but these past couple of weeks you’ve noticed that the two of you have grown more and more distant. You have no idea why, but there’s this guy Brad in her OIDD class that she’s always getting food with now. You’re not one to throw around accusations, but you think Brad might be getting a little too friendly. Like, Brad’s a nice guy and all, but he’s also an asshole. An ugly asshole. You hate Brad. 

You realize that Fling’s the perfect chance to win back Jessica’s heart. Your pride and dignity are dependent on how well this weekend goes, so you have to get every detail absolutely right. First things first: 

A: Ask Jessica to go to a downtown with you

B: Ask Jessica if she wants to roll to a frat with you