Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?
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November 4, 2019 at 12:00 am
Huh. Who knew getting Magic Garden tickets was so easy. Jessica was so happy that last night you guys went to first base for the first time in months. Hoo, daddy, you’re on fire this weekend, and Fling’s barely gotten started.
You roll up to Magic Gardens like hell on wheels, Jessica on your arm. You’re on fire tonight, baby, and there ain’t nothin’ that’s gonna bring you down.
As soon as you walk in, there he is, smirking and showing off two rows of perfect white teeth. Jessica melts, and escaping from the entanglement of your arms, she practically runs towards Brad, her heels click-clacking across the pavement, making the sounds of an excited pony.
“OMG, this is so crazy, what are you doing here?” Jessica gushes. Brad shrugs, and takes a step closer to your girl.
A: Leave them and stare moodily into the giant fire pit