BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Endorses Mike Bloomberg, Probably

Yeah, you saw that one coming, didn’t you? Turns out the only candidate that pays out of pocket for an endorsement is being endorsed by the only college president that personally lit one of the Australian wildfires. It’s official: Amy Gutmann, more or less, is endorsing mike Bloomberg, probably.

While there hasn’t been an official statement of endorsement from Gutmann, we all know it's coming. I mean, she obviously isn’t going to support Bernie, he’s too fossil-free-esque. And although we could see her supporting Mayor Pete for the McKinsey connect, Bloomberg just has those intangibles that he can’t compete with. Specifically, a ridiculous sum of money that no one will ever get their hands on. Gutmann was on the fence about the endorsement for a while, but then she saw just one more advertisement that really helped her make her decision.  

In alignment with this endorsement, Bloomberg will be donating a new building to Penn's campus, the Bloomberg Center for Stop and Frisk Cultural Studies.