Guys, Becky’s Lost Her Only Canada Goose Fracket for the Fifth Time, and It’s Sooo Cold
Photo by Kevin Xu / The Daily Pennsylvanian
February 29, 2020 at 1:23 pm
Heyyy, so sorry to bother everyone. Omg I’m so embarrassed I have to do this for like the fifth time but if anyone was at Delta Lota Kappa on Friday and picked up a black Canada Goose, I think it might be mine. It’s puffy, black, and really warm. It’s got my phone, wallet, and sense of self-worth attached to it so it’s, like, really important that I get it back.
This weather has been sooo crazy and that’s my only winter coat now. It’s, like, freezing outside all the time and I won’t be able to go out this weekend if I don’t get this coat back. It’d be so embarrassing to show up in something else, like what would everyone think? Not that I care but still. Dad says it’s happened “too many times” and I “need to take responsibility this time,” so here I am.
I swear this is the last time it’ll ever happen.
Please please reach out and contact me. I’ll even buy you coffee to make up for the $1000 you’ll be missing out on if you return it. I promise I won’t be mad. I’m 100 percent sure you didn’t mean to take it. We all make mistakes, people.
EDIT: Okay, it's been a few hours now and no one has said anything. I always knew I went to a school full of incompetent idiots. Fuck you guys.
EDIT 2: Oh haha, oops. Found it. Must’ve missed it under my pile of vomit-stained clothes. Thanks guys :)