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Punny, Penn-y Valentines Day Cards: Part VIII

Are you the physical world requirement_ Because I can’t figure out how to satisfy you (1).jpg
OPINION | UTB Staff Friday, Feb. 14, 2020Fri, Feb 14, 2020

In case that last bunch didn't do it for ya (didn't I do it for you?).

(Here are parts 5, 6, and 7.)


Are you my Friday recitation_ Cause I always miss you. (1).jpg


Are you my computer during class_ Because you’re really hot and I’m not sure what to do about it.jpg

 

Are you kings court on fried chicken fridays_ Because I want your meat. (2).jpg


Are you DP circulation_ Because I want to beg you to take me (1).jpg


I want to make you scream louder than the music in Starbucks on 39th (1).jpg
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