In case that last bunch didn't do it for ya (didn't I do it for you?).
Another year, another round of sexy, sexy UTB Valentine's Day cards for that special someone.
I know what the rest of you patriarchal trash are thinking right now — the word “mommy” has no place in the bedroom. You could not be further from the truth. “Daddy” has become a mainstay of a typical American sex life for a reason.
“I am looking to raise the visibility of Philadelphia as a city,” said Guinness to his international vlog channel, blowing a puff of a sexy Parliament cigarette.
In a bold move, the Penn administration has opted to pave over the BioPond, because "nature is gross." After widespread outcry from the student body, the administration has decided to placate protesters by building a marijuana dispensary next to the nice parking lot where the BioPond once stood.
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We're spoiling you this year with a part ii of the UTB staff's V-day creations.
Why are y'all gagging — we give it to you every Valentine's day.
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