Anyone Feel Like Sexting?
Photo by: The Daily Pennsylvanian
March 25, 2020 at 2:08 am
Hey, how’s quarantine going for y’all? I’m sure we’re all feeling a little bored cooped up in our houses or standing a meter away from a fellow Starbucks worker in a nearly empty building. If you’re, for some reason, not following quarantine, then I’d like to direct you to my fist because I’m going to beat the shit out of you for being a braindead psychopath in the middle of a goddamn pandemic. But whatever I’m not talking to those people right now.
What are you all doing to keep busy these days? Personally I’ve been watching cooking videos on Youtube from De Mi Rancho a Tu Cocina as well as routinely going on Pornhub and searching for bondage. It was inevitable that I would eventually get lonely though, of course, which is why I reach out to all of you. So, how about some sexting, eh? To pass the time? To make the most of a dire situation?
Listen, I know times are tough for all of us. You may be wandering around your room, frightened about the total economic collapse coming this summer or perhaps the end to the entire Western world, but you shouldn’t forget some self-care while societal order falls around us. I personally consider myself very skilled at sexting, as one can see here and here. I’m also very hot, so that’s a plus. Best of all, I’m a whore, so feel free to DM me here with whatever fantasies you have no matter what you are.
Stay safe! And I hope to hear from y’all soon. XOXO