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Mike Pence's Head Fly, Will You Go to Prom With Me?

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Photo (with edits) by Mikayla Golub / The Daily Pennsylvanian

I am the lamest kid in the 11th grade. Bethany caught me stuffing my bra in the bathroom during P.E., I sneezed all over Hot Timmy in Trig. class, and people have still not gotten over the time I called our English teacher "Mom" in the 10th grade. Worst of all, I don't have a date for the prom yet!! 

While I was watching the Vice Presidential Debate for my U.S. History class, I noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head for two whole minutes. Mike Pence's Head Fly stole not only the show but also my heart. 

 Photo (with edits) by Mikayla Golub / The Daily Pennsylvanian 

I know that that you're way out of my league, given that you're an international sensation now, but Mike Pence's Head Fly, WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME? 

In case you need some convincing, I edited our faces onto some stock photos from the internet. Mike Pence's Head Fly, you have to admit we would look soOooOooo cute together at my junior prom!!

Photo (with edits) by Mikayla Golub / The Daily Pennsylvanian 


 Photo (with edits) by Mikayla Golub / The Daily Pennsylvanian

See, aren't we just adorable?? This is meant to be!! 

Wait, omgggg Mike Pence's Head Fly, you're saying yes?!!! This is the best day of my life!! 

Suck that Lindsay Lowenthal, who said: "You'll never find love you hunchbacked whore," when I asked her to sit next to me during assembly. 

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