Quiz: Which White Septuagenarian Kindergartener Are You? Graphic by Pamela De La Cruz / The Daily Pennsylvanian Photos (with edits) by munsecconf / CC BY-NC SA 2.0, JonMartinTravelPhotography / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 By UTB STAFF October 15, 2020 at 12:00 am 1. How fucking stupid are you? A: No, you're fucking stupid. B: I cheated to get into Wharton. C: Shut up, man. D: All my friends are cabbage patch dolls. 2. Does your son, Hunter Biden, have a cocaine addiction? A: I am Hunter Biden. B: I'm proud of my son. C: My son's not a loser or a sucker. D: No, my son does heroin. 3.How are you voting this election cycle? A: In person, you commie. B: Via mail, because I care about human lives. C: I'm going to watch the polls and make sure they're safe. D: There's an election? 4.Do you wear a mask? A: Yes, but only below the nose. B: Does my KKK cloak count? C: I don't need one in my nuclear bunker. D: I have the FREEDOM to CHOOSE. 5. Can you finish? A: I have the largest hands you've ever seen. B: You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised. C: I don't think YOU can finish. D: With your mom last night, BITCH. 6. Are you willing to condemn white supremacists? A: What about ANTIFA? B: There's blame on both sides. C: I'm prepared to do that. D: … who would you like me to condemn? All of white America? Show me my results!