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Voter Worried He Won’t Receive Mail-in Bride on Time


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Voting has never been an easy process. Now, it's been made even worse due to the pandemic. Luckily, many have the option to vote early or request a ballot. Yet, with USPS on the brink of collapse and the election less than 15 days away, one voter cannot help but worry that he will not receive his mail-in bride on time. 

Larry Gumb did not need PLV to tell him how important it was to participate in the upcoming election. Regretting his 2016 decision, he was keen on redeeming himself this time. 

He eagerly scrolled through the plethora of choices listed on U.S.mailbride.org: blonde, brunette, travel size, Asian or European! They had it all! 

He eventually ordered a 5'2", BBW, mega breasted Monique. As he confirmed his $1,499 purchase, his elation quickly vanished. He saw that expected delivery was estimated for November 3rd, election day! 

"It's been a month and no sign of her at all! I have to notify the county officers in a couple of weeks and I'm just really scared they won't count my vote," Mr. Gumb lamented over his predicament. 

Each day, the current recluse looks out his mother's basement window, hungrily waiting for the giant USPS box to land on the doorstep. 

"I just want to feel her silicone presence beside me. I planned to consummate her arrival on election night, but now I'm not sure if we'll get our special evening!" 

Mr. Gumb only hopes that county officials will not penalize him for the delay in his bride’s delivery. He too is irked by the postponement of his sexual pleasure