Quiz: How Many Lectures Have You Watched While Shitting? Photo by Pixabay with edits by Darrion Chen / Pixabay License By DARRION CHEN November 16, 2020 at 3:53 am 1. Have you shat while in math class? A: Yes. I shit on double integrals. B: Yes. I shit on eigenvalues. 2. Have you shitted while in writing seminar? A: Yes. That's what writing seminar is for. B: Yes. Writing seminar is where I go to feel safe relief. 3. Have you crapped while in lab? A: Yes. I needed to analyze the projectile trajectory of my poos. B: Yes. I needed to analyze the fluid dynamics of splash. 4. Have you pooed in ethics class? A: Yes. It was to minimize suffering. B: Yes. In order to have virtuous character, I must perform virtuous deeds. 5. Have you shi ited while in religions class? A: ALL MY TURDS GO STRAIGHT TO HELL B: No. That would be defacememt of holy scriptures. 6. Have you shatted in CIS 160? A: Yes. 160 actually makes me shit better because it scares the shit out of me. B: Yeah. I got a 2% on the midterm. Show me my results!