Choose Your Own Adventure: Can You Make it to the Band Room with Enough Time Left To Cry and Listen to ‘How to Save A Life’ by The Fray?
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November 2, 2020 at 12:55 am
Oh yeah, meatloaf time, baby! You hastilty reach into your bag and grab a handful of the meatloaf you saved from lunch. Carefully shaping it into a ball so as to maximize its aerodynamic properties, you hurl the malodorous conglomerate at Thad's feet. Will he take the bait?
"Wait till I get my hands on you, you pitable little—" Thad stops in his tracks as he witnesses the lumpy fleshcake splatter all over the hallway floor.
There's no way Thad could pass up on free protein. Eyeing the delectable, steaming pile of minced meat, he could not contain himself any longer.
"Thad... EAT!" Thad shouts as he pounces toward the Mercurian treat, replenishing his store of amino acids and testosterone with every bite of moist meat product.
Yes! The plan worked. You can't help but smirk as you leave Thad behind, turn the corner, and head toward the hallowed doors to the band room.