Stressful, Miserable Campus Now Cold and Disease Ridden
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January 19, 2021 at 9:13 pm
Peanut butter and chocolate. Eggs and bacon. Cookies and milk. All perfect combinations, right? Wrong. The most perfect combination of them all — the combination that makes you go, “Bro, this is the most perfect combination I have ever experienced” — is the University of Pennsylvania, in winter, plagued with the novel coronavirus disease.
Ever heard that two wrongs make a right? Well in this case, it is four wrongs coming together to make one really dope college campus. I mean, is there anything better than freezing temperatures, a cutthroat academic culture, mentally ill students, and a deadly virus? Sign me up, bestie!
Some of you might be thinking: "Grace! What about the vaccine? Don't we have that to be hopeful for?" Well, The New York Times recently told me that healthy people under the age of 25 are ~144 millionth in line to get that little shot, and that is really cool and goals!