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BREAKING: I Love to Get 2 On


Photo by Zaynab Sanogo / The Daily Pennsylvanian

In a story breaking out of West Philadelphia tonight, it is confirmed that I do indeed like to get 2 on. 

For those unfamiliar with the game: getting 2 on means that you get drunk and high at the same time. It is also known as being cross-faded. And man, do I love to get 2 on. 

Make no mistake: I love to get on to begin with. The mere act of getting 1 on is already heaven to me. So you can imagine the elation of getting 2 on. 

When the drink be too strong, when the tree be way too strong. So, bruh, please, get faded, turn up, and pour it on up until I cannot even think no more. So, babe, please, let’s get ratchet, go dumb, and then go more dumb. We can keep it lit, let’s roll.