Misogynist? This Male Professor Assigns Female Students Homework

Gender equality activists were appalled to learn that a male professor, who shall remain unnamed, has been assigning homework to the female students in his class.

“First, he was like, ‘You need to pay attention in lectures,'" reported a disheveled first-year.  “And suddenly there was work we had to do after the lecture too?  We have to draw a line somewhere.”

“I came here to get a degree, not to listen to a man tell me — a woman — what to do,” another student bravely shared. “Respect existence, or expect resistance.”

Grief specialists are available free-of-charge to speak with students affected by this blatant disregard for women’s rights.