Ten blissful minutes seal my fate; I fervently self-lubricate. A breast to rub, a bean to flick, I close my eyes. I masturbate.
No, like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
The sustainability team also encourages sucking their fingers clean in order to get every last tasty drop.
Out of those surveyed, 82% think the dining hall food is “gross,” 68% think the dining hall staff could have “better attitudes,” and 97% will never have to work in the food industry in their lives.
We have to draw a line somewhere.