So, you think you've got it all figured out. Think again, punk! Take this quirky quiz from Under the Button and find out your REAL major.
1) Have you ever looked outside your dorm window and pretended that the people walking outside were Sims?
A: Once in a blue moon.
B: Only when I'm "in the mood".
C: Every single day.
2) Eating noise?
A: *slurp* *slurp* *mmmmmm*
B: *yak* *yak* *GORK*
C: *mimimu* *mimimu* *mimimu*
3) What type of learner are you?
A: Visual, baby.
B: Tactile, baby.
C: Fear.
4) Personality type?
A: Introverted, sensing, feeling, and judging.
B: Amorphous blob shaped by years of unrelenting societal forces and Pavlovian conditioning.
C: $$$ Sigma grindset $$$
5) Where do you see yourself in 15 years?
A: Bathing in a forest pond, lathered in the finest of creams.
B: In the New York Times, babeeey!
C: Hello, can I interest you in some essential oils?
6) There are five people tied to a railroad track. A train is barreling down the track, and it will hit and kill the five people in the absence of intervention. You are able to flip a switch that diverts the path of the train onto a secondary branch. However, there is one person tied on that branch, and they will perish if you flip the switch. What do you do?
A: Sneak the problem into an online quiz on Under the Button and let Penn students decide.
B: Flip the switch, but start to feel bad and flip it back at the last second.
C: Realize that such a contrived situation would never occur in real life, and that without the necessary context, no meaningful moral judgement can be made. Go bowling.
