OP-ED: The "W" on My Transcript Stands for Winner

Fuck yes! Today I was awarded a super special little mark on my report card— one that sets me apart from all my fellow students. A sweet, sweet little "W" to signify how awesome I am. I know what you're thinking. But Grace! Doesn't a W stand for Withdra- SILENCE! You're wrong. And shut up. That awesome letter actually stands for Winner! 

It also stands for:

• Worker (hard worker with good grades)
• Wow! that girl is good at school
• Wealthy? That's what she is going to be post grad (due to her academic success 
• Whatever! I don't even need to see her grades due to how good they are 
• grace did all of her homeWork 
• i Wish i could be as smart as her 
• a pluWs 
• honors Wscholar
• wwwwwwWWWWWWw