OP-ED: The "W" on My Transcript Stands for Winner
Fuck yes! Today I was awarded a super special little mark on my report card— one that sets me apart from all my fellow students. A sweet, sweet little "W" to signify how awesome I am. I know what you're thinking. But Grace! Doesn't a W stand for Withdra- SILENCE! You're wrong. And shut up. That awesome letter actually stands for Winner!
It also stands for:
- Worker (hard worker with good grades)
- Wow! that girl is good at school
- Wealthy? That's what she is going to be post grad (due to her academic success
- Whatever! I don't even need to see her grades due to how good they are
- grace did all of her homeWork
- i Wish i could be as smart as her
- a pluWs
- honors Wscholar
- wwwwwwWWWWWWw
