Photo Essay: Welcome to My World of Truly Delicious Foods

Sometimes, around three times each day, I feel so hungry that I prepare/purchase a meal to my liking. I’ve spent many years on this planet, and many of these years were spent consuming sub-par food. Not anymore. This year, I’ve started eating a diet of only truly delicious foods and I’ve never felt better. I hope you enjoy this tour and eat something really truly delicious, like banana bread or green grapes Buckle up and let's discover some great foods together...

Check out this pizza (with) coin for scale. It was mouthwatering, in the best of ways. 

As a girl, I have a toaster that toasts Hello Kitty on any bread that enters its confines. Adds to the flavor. 

The chili bowl is hotter than the gazpacho in the fridge and eating stew will serve you more than soup will ever do.

This banana was not ready for human consumption. I'm getting the vibe it would've been truly delicious though. 

An apple pie courtesy of the DP banquet, much to my liking. 

I’m not sure if this cookie was an appropriate dedication to this civil rights leader, but it was scrumptious. 

Nobody seems to be talking about saltines and that hurts my feelings. They are the ice of foods – simple, yet satiating. 

Goldfish as a salad topping, where do I sign?

I read somewhere that balance is like really important, but monochrome is in. 

Canes has some really awesome (and filling!) vegetarian options. I'm gonna live forever.

I hope this photoessay helped you find your inner-sense-of-self, because that's what it's all about, isn't it? Bon appétit!