Thinking. Pondering. Wondering.

An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania. 

What a Mmmm Mmmm yummy meal I had.

Danse, dance, dAAAAAAAANCE! 

Spoiler: It's not what you think!

I do not like commons green eggs and ham. I do not like this, Maya I am.

For now, engaging in a Mad Fit Workout is merely an unattainable dream, one that I reach for, but never quite reach. 

I wish you could see me now, Moelis Family.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I am Girl.

Is this what the democratic ideals of our nation have led to?

Get it over with, wet and sloppy, just like I asked.

Quaint and comfy, this basement is complete with visible wall insulation, industrial chic lighting, and bare concrete floors.

Please, follow us through our journey to what we like to call The Alps of Eastern Pennsylvania… or… The Poconos.

You could totally pull it off.

It’s just so hard being so bookish all the time.

I know I’m terribly naive, but doesn’t cleaning need water?

Is this the new face of student athletes? 

The novel Coronavirus has been eradicated, thanks to your 7 day compliance. Yay! 

This app– it’s so good. And I’m hardly being paid to say that.