Maya Kreger
Articles
Girl Visiting Bookstore to Buy Tote Bag Only (Maybe Notebook)
September 27, 2022 at 11:35 am
It’s just so hard being so bookish all the time.
UTB Investigates: How Does Dry Cleaning Work?
September 26, 2022 at 8:53 am
I know I’m terribly naive, but doesn’t cleaning need water?
Slay Yes, Mama! Girl with Slicked Back Bun Goes to Gym to Walk on Treadmill for 10 Minutes
September 12, 2022 at 10:30 am
Is this the new face of student athletes?
Success! Week-Long Mask Mandate Totally 100% Effective
April 29, 2022 at 10:42 am
The novel Coronavirus has been eradicated, thanks to your 7 day compliance. Yay!
DOWNLOAD THIS APP OR ELSE (Free Insomnia xx)
April 19, 2022 at 12:44 pm
This app– it’s so good. And I’m hardly being paid to say that.
Path@Penn Is a Convenient, High-Tech, Innovative, Yet Nostalgic Website for All Your Needs
April 18, 2022 at 10:52 am
Sure, right now, some parts of you are still PennInTouch and sometime this summer you and PennInTouch will merge into one supreme life form. But for now, I love seeing you as you are.
OP-ED: Please Don’t Hold the Door for Me I’m Like 30 Feet Away
March 28, 2022 at 10:36 am
Every man for themselves…
Dining Halls Go Self-Serve, Thousands Flock to Fill Pockets With Grapes
March 3, 2022 at 11:44 am
After months of being an observer in the culinary arts, I am now chef!
Celebrate? Nobody in My 8:30 Math Recitation Knows Today Is My Birthday
March 1, 2022 at 11:06 am
Are there any other pisces in the room?
BREAKING: Mini Pret to Be Built in Pret Inside Huntsman Hall
February 28, 2022 at 12:01 pm
Welcome to the future and Vive la France!
World Record: I’ve Accumulated 137 Green 2 Go Boxes in My Room
February 21, 2022 at 12:01 pm
Anything green is sustainable, right????