Maya Kreger
Articles
Success! Week-Long Mask Mandate Totally 100% Effective
April 29, 2022 at 10:42 am
The novel Coronavirus has been eradicated, thanks to your 7 day compliance. Yay!
DOWNLOAD THIS APP OR ELSE (Free Insomnia xx)
April 19, 2022 at 12:44 pm
This app– it’s so good. And I’m hardly being paid to say that.
Path@Penn Is a Convenient, High-Tech, Innovative, Yet Nostalgic Website for All Your Needs
April 18, 2022 at 10:52 am
Sure, right now, some parts of you are still PennInTouch and sometime this summer you and PennInTouch will merge into one supreme life form. But for now, I love seeing you as you are.
OP-ED: Please Don’t Hold the Door for Me I’m Like 30 Feet Away
March 28, 2022 at 10:36 am
Every man for themselves…
Dining Halls Go Self-Serve, Thousands Flock to Fill Pockets With Grapes
March 3, 2022 at 11:44 am
After months of being an observer in the culinary arts, I am now chef!
Celebrate? Nobody in My 8:30 Math Recitation Knows Today Is My Birthday
March 1, 2022 at 11:06 am
Are there any other pisces in the room?
BREAKING: Mini Pret to Be Built in Pret Inside Huntsman Hall
February 28, 2022 at 12:01 pm
Welcome to the future and Vive la France!
World Record: I’ve Accumulated 137 Green 2 Go Boxes in My Room
February 21, 2022 at 12:01 pm
Anything green is sustainable, right????