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Maya Kreger


Faking Interest

An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.

Hey! Look at These Clocks. Add Them and Guess the Time!

Time is not linear. 

Collapsing The Binary: HipCityVeg to Offer Vegan Escargot

Eat a burger, you sick fuck.

Bless Up! After Googling a Word I Realized That I Did, in Fact, Use It Correctly

Malaise is the Pantone color of the year. Use that in a sentence today.

You Bitch, You! Professor Cancels Class Due to Vague Reasoning, Comes Back with Killer Face Lift

The 75-year-old professor emeritus was repeatedly asked what classes she was taking next semester, mistaken for an undergrad.

Omg, Nooo! Girl Whose Texts I’m Reading in Front of Me Tells Friend This Class Is Boring, Friend Agrees

You are so bored and I know how much you hate that.

Ciao, Bella! Girl Misses First Three Weeks of Class, Still on Island Time from Summering in Capri

The water there is just so clear. Almost, like a bottle of Voss, but not quite.

Photo Essay: A Tour of Penn's Campus with Coin for Scale

Now you know how large these buildings are, as well as the color of my nails. 

Ugh! My Nespresso Package Got Stolen From My Off-Campus-Brownstone-Penthouse-Suite Doorstep

Is this some sort of karmic retribution for my entitlement, is the world mocking my self-assuredness, in an attempt to prove me woefully wrong?

Fuck Summer Internships, I Want to Be Remembered for My Art

Internships are seasonal, art is forever.

Faking Interest, 第四个

An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.

Damn, This Lovely Spring Weather Is Making Me Reflect on the Cyclical Nature of It All

How was your spring equinox? I almost forgot to ask.

Photo Essay: Welcome to My World of Truly Delicious Foods

Buckle up and let's discover some great foods together...

Commons Lowkey Sceney Tonight! I See My One Friend Over There

Soupe du jour? Friendship. 

Faking Interest, Der Dritte

It's About the Journey, Not the Destination: The Construction Outside College Hall is a Blessing in Disguise

Honestly, I'm feeling really optimistic about all this.