Maya Kreger
Articles
Photo Essay: A Tour of Penn's Campus with Coin for Scale
Now you know how large these buildings are, as well as the color of my nails.
Ugh! My Nespresso Package Got Stolen From My Off-Campus-Brownstone-Penthouse-Suite Doorstep
Is this some sort of karmic retribution for my entitlement, is the world mocking my self-assuredness, in an attempt to prove me woefully wrong?
Fuck Summer Internships, I Want to Be Remembered for My Art
Internships are seasonal, art is forever.
Faking Interest, 第四个
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.
Damn, This Lovely Spring Weather Is Making Me Reflect on the Cyclical Nature of It All
How was your spring equinox? I almost forgot to ask.
Scenery Reveal! Look at That Building Where the McDonald's Used to Be
Check it out.
Photo Essay: Welcome to My World of Truly Delicious Foods
Buckle up and let's discover some great foods together...
Commons Lowkey Sceney Tonight! I See My One Friend Over There
Soupe du jour? Friendship.
Okay, Downgrade: Harrison Pipe Burst Refugees Flee to Philadelphia Four Seasons
Flood, shmlood.
Faking Interest, Der Dritte
Sorry, I Can’t Hang Out, I’m Busy Building a Capsule Wardrobe
Less is more.
It's About the Journey, Not the Destination: The Construction Outside College Hall is a Blessing in Disguise
Honestly, I'm feeling really optimistic about all this.
Faking Interest, La Deuxième
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.
BREAKING: McClelland to Offer a Head of Cabbage in Exchange for One Singular Meal Swipe
What a Mmmm Mmmm yummy meal I had.
Oh Shit! This Song Makes Me Want to Move My Body in Ways I’ve Never Moved Before
Danse, dance, dAAAAAAAANCE!
601 Reasons Why Doja Cat's "Get Into It (Yuh)" is the Song of the Summer 2022
Spoiler: It's not what you think!
Green Eggs AND Ham, Commons Has Everything Today!
I do not like commons green eggs and ham. I do not like this, Maya I am.
Such Activity! My Roommate Does a Mad Fit Dance Workout While I Lounge Wistfully on the Couch
For now, engaging in a Mad Fit Workout is merely an unattainable dream, one that I reach for, but never quite reach.