QUIZ: Does Your Mom Actually Miss You or Does She Need to Find a Hobby?

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October 5, 2023 at 11:13 am

Did she ask you if you slept well last night, sweet angel child? Does this sound familiar: “Text me when you are done with dinner. I love you!”

Okay, girl……… it’s time to draw some boundaries. Take this quiz to find out if your mother needs to find a hobby so she can leave you the fuck alone or if she really, truly misses you.

1. What did your mother do today?

A: Clean the house (she's a woman)

B: Talk mad shit about Becky (her friend, also a woman)

C: Shop at Marshalls (she's a woman and it's 50% off clearance today)

2. How many messages did she send you in the past 48 hours?

A: Less than five

B: Somewhere between 5-10

C: One cryptic voice memo (about 3 minutes long)

3. So, your mom is upset because you haven't responded the millisecond after she sent you a picture of the new succulents growing in the backyard. What's the text?

A: "?"

B: "Your father and I are getting a divorce."

C: One cryptic voice memo (about 3 minutes long)

QUIZ: Does Your Mom Actually Miss You or Does She Need to Find a Hobby?

1. What did your mother do today?

2. How many messages did she send you in the past 48 hours?

3. So, your mom is upset because you haven't responded the millisecond after she sent you a picture of the new succulents growing in the backyard. What's the text?

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