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Sniffling Lil Bitch Boy Thinks Using Tissues Makes Him Unmanly

Photo (with edits by Ethan Young) from Pexel // CCO

This just in: College junior majoring in criminology --- colloquially known as Sniffling Lil Bitch boy --- thinks that tissues make him unmanly, and therefore refuses to use them. 

He has been suffering from a severe sinus cold for the last 16 days. 

Sniffle, sniffle, little bitch.