Sniffling Lil Bitch Boy Thinks Using Tissues Makes Him Unmanly
This just in: College junior majoring in criminology --- colloquially known as Sniffling Lil Bitch boy --- thinks that tissues make him unmanly, and therefore refuses to use them.
He has been suffering from a severe sinus cold for the last 16 days.
Sniffle, sniffle, little bitch.