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Ethan Young

Sniffling Lil Bitch Boy Thinks Using Tissues Makes Him Unmanly

NEWS | Ethan Young
Thu, Oct 26, 2023

Sniffle, sniffle, little bitch.

Crippling Social Anxiety? Here Are UTB's Top 5 Tips on How to Walk Down Locust

NEWS | Ethan Young
Thursday, Oct. 26, 2023

Sniffling Lil Bitch Boy Thinks Using Tissues Makes Him Unmanly

NEWS | Ethan Young Thursday, Oct. 26, 2023Thu, Oct 26, 2023

Sniffle, sniffle, little bitch.

Crippling Social Anxiety? Here Are UTB's Top 5 Tips on How to Walk Down Locust

NEWS | Ethan Young Thursday, Oct. 26, 2023Thu, Oct 26, 2023

We’ve all been there. It’s 10:07 — the height of your mad dash to your 10:15 class — and everyone, and I mean everyone seems to be out on Locust. You see your professor, friends, enemies, and wait — is that the one girl your great aunt told you to keep an eye out for?

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