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BREAKING · We All Go to School Here, We’ve Seen the Leaves Too · BREAKING · Doing My Part: Acknowledging Lenapehoking Land Before Throwing Up on the Side of the Road · BREAKING · According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done ·

OP-ED: This Is the Scariest Place on Campus

Commons Tunnel

Benji Elkins Monday, Jan. 29, 2024Mon, Jan 29, 2024

Who the hell is lurking under those stairs?!?! I just pray to god it’s not Deputy Provost Beth Winklestein. I shudder every time I walk past.

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