Benji Elkins
Articles
New Student's Growing Imposter Syndrome Stupid And Lame Compared To Friends' More Valid and Better Imposter Syndrome
September 14, 2023 at 11:27 am
They literally don’t belong here.
DP Survey Finds Houston Hall Still Nowhere Near as Wet as the Engineering Students They Polled
March 20, 2023 at 1:04 am
Some engineering students have spoken to Under the Button reporters directly to comment on their nymphomania. However, we could not understand them due to their poor social cues. It really is a mystery how they’re getting some.
What’s Wrong With Him?! This Man Posted Something on Sidechat That Isn’t Totally Miserable
February 27, 2023 at 12:41 pm
Woah, slow down chief. Who does this guy think he is?!