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(03/18/13 4:55pm)
This weekend, Penn alums Daniella Rohr '10 and Sam Adelsberg '10 made their love offish with an adorable Quad engagement that made all single girls run to buy tubs of I-hate-my-life ice cream. Adelsberg allegedly proposed in Rohr's freshman year dorm room, a memento for the couple because they met six years ago during their first year at Penn. He brought her to an open window overlooking the lawn boasting those precious two words: Marry Me?
(03/01/13 10:06pm)
You're the kid in your hall awkwardly leaving for Spring Break on Sunday - or worse - Monday. Everyone's got their floaties packed and their flasks ready, yet there you are: working on that final take home midterm, getting excited texts from your parents about Monday's vegan potluck for your return, or perhaps cursing girls on Facebook who are already in Jamaica in their bikinis.
(02/20/13 7:49pm)
Bread Recall! Oy vey! If you've recently bought bread by Bimbo Bakeries from FroGro or the like, make sure to TRASH it ASAP because the product has been recalled! Click here for more details!
(02/19/13 3:36pm)
Alas! What all you chilly little lads have been waiting for! The delicious pop shop on 44th has finally reopened its door to us. Now you can walk down Locust peeking outa that Kenny-from-South-Park puffer coat with popsicle in hand, lips frozen in sweet delight. Stop by after a Tampopo meal or bring some home for those cozy Sundays when you watch Girls and wonder why the hell it's gotten so bad and why Hannah's always naked.
(02/05/13 9:35pm)
Music fans and chronic battle-of-the-bands attendees -- listen up! Slow Dance Chubby, the alternative rock band composed of six awesomely talented Penn students, has just released another EP! The talented crew produced their new EP, Sink Hole, with Raymond Richards, a dude who worked with the Local Natives on their debut LP. Purrtyy cool stuff.
(02/04/13 3:20pm)
Finally, SDT galz and hungry APES fellas can gab and gossip at a more spacious Metropolitan location! Metro's Chef Barrett has decided to open the new Metropolitan Cafe on 264 S. 19th Street.
(02/03/13 9:30pm)
If you're like us, you're really good at curling your hair, slathering on that Mac lipgloss and teetering around in heels. You are kind, nurturing and know how to GET DOWN AND DIRTY. Your one subpar quality when it comes to nailing the other sex: you know nothing about football. Or any sport for that matter. So, we've decided to give you a little nudge in the right direction. Here, ladies (and gentz, cuz that's a thing) - your cheat sheet for how to impress the man in your life when the hot wings come out, the boys gather 'round, and the game comes on.
(01/31/13 9:37pm)
Mmmmm....can't get enough of those soggy tuna wraps from Joe's? Lovin' those overpriced, mildly warm grapes from Huntsman's Bridge Cafe? Hankering for some confused yogurt smoothie from Houston? Annoyed that this post is all questions thus far?
Well guess what?!?! Now you can grab all of your favorite on-the-go delights from Meyerson's Penn Design Cafe, due open in "the week after next," according to our on-site construction source. After health inspectors come through and make sure the place is spiffy clean, this newest brainchild of 12th Street Catering will start offering all the hits.
(01/28/13 3:15pm)
Stop what you're doing. Stop it right now. Because UTB has this video, you see, that is probably the coolest and most adorable thing you'll watch for the next like...couple of months. Introducing My Little Magic Book, the mind-blowing digitized scrapbook made by Penn freshman and emerging artist Julie Adam. The piece has already hit over 12,000 views and we are sure the number will only climb from here. We have an exclusive interview with the artist, so...
(01/14/13 4:10pm)
John Legend is many things: a sultry performer with irresistibly cute dimples, a nine-time (!) Grammy-winning artist, a former Penn student, and someone you'd likely want to touch or stalk if you saw him casually eating in a restaurant. BUT he is also an activist and lover of social justice! Does the guy get any dreamier?!
(12/13/12 6:30pm)
There you are. I see you. Sitting in a tiny VP cubby, stalking sorority formal pics on your laptop, awkwardly snapchatting your best friend and getting caught by the passing security guard. "Lookin' good, Jenny," he says. "My name's not Jenny, and I haven't showered in three days," you respond. Then SUDDENLY - you whiff an uncomfortable concoction of Indian food and squishy diaper. Someone's eating in the cubby behind you. And it's NOT making this day any better.
(12/13/12 3:00pm)
It's closing! According to this report, the Cuban-themed 43rd street coffee shop will "close permanently" after being out of commission for the past few days. Apparently the owner, kindly nicknamed "Gooch" (oh?), is facing a slew of criminal charges that include assault, possession of a weapon, ethnic intimidation and - wait for it - TERRORISTIC THREATS. The police are clearly going Carrie Mathison on Gooch's ass (no pun intended), and for this we are thankful. School is hard enough. We already worry whether or not the Metro barista slips milk into our coffee ("We're lactose intolerant!"), so any major terrorism could put us over the edge.
(12/09/12 6:44pm)
While the media consistently reports that suicide rates increase during the holiday season, a recent Penn study has busted this myth. The study shows that from 1999 to 2010, the Thanksgiving-to-New Years bubble showed the lowest suicide rates, while rates increased during spring and summer months.
(11/12/12 3:34pm)
Well thank GOD it isn't just us! The long-necked pumpkin has riled us up for quite some time now (ask our high school boyfriend, he can confirm) and Capogiro seems to feel the same. This veggie's got Capo feeling virile, and they aint' afraid to show it. Seems a bit out of character for the always-aloof, cranky-staffed coffee shop. But hey! Leave it to a giant phallic gourd to un-crank even the snottiest barista!
(10/31/12 6:48pm)
Look who showed up for class today! Always the punctual green clay humanoid, Gumby showed up at Professor Jamie-Lee Josselyn's creative writing course a few minz early to chat about Pokey's girl drama (fictional horses can be SO clingy) and his uneventful hurricane vacay. Have fun, you two!
(10/06/12 9:42pm)
After Penn's premier chocolate chip cookie-dough pancake factory closed in May 2011, we were left with a 40th-and-Walnut-sized void in our hearts and stomachs. Fast-forward a year and a half, and surprise! HarBar! Though the soft opening of the seasonal, healthy joint went down last week, we stopped by for the official first day (hard opening?) Thursday evening with a list of questions to be answered: