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Sniffling Lil Bitch Boy Thinks Using Tissues Makes Him Unmanly

(10/26/23 6:58pm)

This just in: College junior majoring in criminology --- colloquially known as Sniffling Lil Bitch boy --- thinks that tissues make him unmanly, and therefore refuses to use them.

https://www.underthebutton.com/article/2023/10/sniffling-little-boy

Crippling Social Anxiety? Here Are UTB's Top 5 Tips on How to Walk Down Locust

(10/26/23 5:22pm)

We’ve all been there. It’s 10:07 — the height of your mad dash to your 10:15 class — and everyone, and I mean everyone seems to be out on Locust. You see your professor, friends, enemies, and wait — is that the one girl your great aunt told you to keep an eye out for? Was that your slink you just pretended you didn't know?

https://www.underthebutton.com/article/2023/10/locust-walk-scaries

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