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(10/27/16 9:18pm)
Someone call up the People StyleWatch Celebrity Stylist and
ask them to come back to Penn because a new fad is coming to campus. In an
effort to keep up with all the trendz, SDT designed sweatshirts for homecoming
that were supposed to look like they were inside out. Much to their dismay, the
sweatshirts came literally inside out
with the design on the same side of the tags. Forget warmth- nothing says “edge”
like wearing the fuzzy part of a Gildan sweatshirt on the outside of your body.
If you spot any more new fashion crazes on campus, email us at tips@underthebutton.com.
(09/26/16 1:32pm)
Elections for student government took place last week. Oh? You don't care? Neither do we, usually, but some people really care. Some people care to the extent that they will sue their peers in NEC court for personal gain. We won't delve into the intricacies of the NEC code because neither of us gives a shit about that. However, we will call out some shady behavior by a member of UTB's favorite political party of the rooster variety. Don't say we didn't warn you about these guys.
(09/23/16 4:43pm)
Unless you live under a rock, you're probably aware that this week a bunch of freshmen battled it out to see who could make it most obvious that they did student government in high school (Ed Note: Oh, you do live under a rock? Well sorry for disturbing you, go back to your hovel you little, beautiful, troll). As Penn's resident SWUGs, we're back once more to shamelessly judge these candidates posters. Elections may have ended at 5 PM yesterday, but that certainly won't stop us from having an opinion.
(04/04/16 6:31pm)
(04/02/16 6:01pm)
. . . And the decisions are in! Penn better brace itself for it’s BEST and most SELECTIVE class ever – we’re serious. The acceptance rate for the Class of 2020 was a jaw dropping 9.4%, which is the lowest acceptance rate in Penn’s history. So in honor of the great class of 2020, here are 20 things that are more likely to happen than you getting into Penn.
(03/28/16 1:57am)
It's Easter Sunday! It's that special time of year when your Christian friends devour chocolate bunnies and your Jewish friends are confused. But Easter does more than just mark one of the two times per year that bad Catholics get dragged to mass with their grandparents. It's also a time of reflection. That's why we've been reflecting on some of the things that we would have liked to see resurrected today. Here's to wishful thinking!
(03/03/16 10:09pm)
When all your friends complain about this being the worst week of their lives, do you just sit back and roll your eyes because you have midterms AFTER break? Well if this is you- cheer up! Here are some practical ways to study over break and still have a good time.
(02/17/16 5:32pm)
Even though we're pumped Caitlyn Jenner is coming to Penn today, we're a little upset that we had to submit our questions for screening. What ever happened to free speech? How will we ever get the answers we need? Below are 30 rejected questions that we might never know the answer to. Well, Caitlyn, if you're reading this, maybe you can help us out.
(02/14/16 5:36pm)
Happy Valentine’s Day! If you ran out of time to head to CVS
or you’re afraid to go outside, UTB has got you covered with a second round of
sophisticated, authentic, and beautiful V-day cards below. As the polar vortex
unleashes its fury upon us (probs because it’s single), remember to show your
appreciation for those you love- significant others, favorite meals, a pillow
that you sometimes pretend is your boyfriend. Anything, really!
(01/29/16 8:29pm)
Feast your eyes on this masterpiece. They're accepting reservations until 8 p.m. tonight, though you'll likely be kicked out starting around 7:45. Cost is 7 meal swipes (roughly $105) and at least one shred of dignity.
(04/13/15 6:38pm)
Flyerers. You know 'em. You (probably don't) love 'em. And, at the end of the day, you can't really get rid of them. So instead we've decided to give some suggestions. Follow this advice and we just might make eye contact with you next time we're on Locust.
(02/02/15 4:00pm)
For the last five years, UTB has been led by dedicated, hilarious, and post-worthy human beings, and Ben Lerner is no
exception. Besides his genuine love of the blog and its content, he loved being
an integral part of our team, and he will be missed more than he can imagine. Thank
you, Ben, for being a supportive, thoughtful leader, for cracking us up every
time you speak, and for giving us at UTB a place here at Penn that we love. You’re
fabulous, you’re flawless, and we know you’ll always be there for us…in your
trailer…with a lawyer present. Absolutely.