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Remember that time Penn had all those disturbing health code violations? We try not to either, but maybe this should be added to the list. A tipster sent in these photos of the Women's Rugby team dining in Hill's dining hall, covered in mud. We have officially decided to never eat at Hill again.
Calling all attractive skinny people: DZine2Show and The Walk model auditions are this weekend. The design club and fashion magazine are looking for fresh faces and bods to show off their fashion pieces (not clothes...fashion pieces). Walk your walk and do your pose thang on Friday, Oct 1st 3-5pm in JMHH 90 and Sunday, Oct 3rd 3-5pm in JMHH 255.
For those of you who haven't noticed, Harnwell is basically blending it with the night sky at the moment. Tipsters are bed buggin' out because for those who don't keep track (i.e. most people), tonight is almost three weeks until the one year anniversary of Harnwell's last epic blackout.
These white-clad gentlemen were spotted in front of Houston today. In fact, there seems to have been an explosion of seamen throughout Penn's campus lately. But where did they come from? And though the picture quality is poor, we can tell that these men in uniform are a bunch of hotties. Someone break us off a piece of that.
Freshman elections seem to be getting pretty nasty. We found the word "Asshole" written across poor IniGO's forehead today during a stroll down Locust Walk. Looks like somebody doesn't think so highly of this Presidential Candidate of Freshman Superlative fame.
The ICA is having their "Whenever Wednesday" event tonight at 6:30. There's supposed to be some cool art but the real reason we think it will be totally legit is the screenprinting going on. Bring a boring t-shirt and get it funkified by Philly-based Print Liberation, which has some super sweet designs that you can view here.
According to one of the million Fox Leadership emails we receive, there will be a screening of "Food Fight" tonight at 5pm in College Hall 200. After a (FREE) showing of the film, attendees will get to meet and chat with director Chris Taylor, who actually gets by in life with a college degree in Folklore, as well as nom on some (FREE) snacks.
This was spotted on a white board outside of a male professor's office in DRL. We aren't sure if it's a fan site for the Vagonologues, or maybe one in support of Penn's Vagelos program. We do know one thing, though: that website sounds a little frightening. However, after a quick investigation, we found that it is merely a site under construction with zero information about its purpose. Hmm...
City Tap House Hearts Radian Residents - Today, residents of The Radian received a text (how tech-savvy!) which said that presenting Radian access cards at Tap House will earn them 20% off their bill. Seems like expensive living will get you some cheap(ish) eats.
Free Milkshakes! - Rumor has it that Hillel is giving out free milkshakes at 4pm for their Shakes in the Sukkah event. Take a study break and hit that up.
Finding ridiculous things in our inbox happens on the daily at UTB. We received a real gem today from a new website called Cupidtino. They are a dating website for college-aged Mac users and they want to make us, the Mac-loving students of Penn, an offer we can't refuse.
One of our favorite alums was featured in a news piece on MTV.com the other day, where he talks about the importance of financial aid and the Get Schooled Challenge that he advocates. John Legend surprised students at Howard University with a talk on scholarships and helping students pay for college. The article even has a whole paragraph dedicated to us! Check it out after the jump.
Ah, freshman elections. There is no time of year that is more ripe for ridicule. We've seen some whack campaign videos in our day featuring mad rap skillz and booty poppin', but this newest addition to our collection of weird-ass videos has us scratching our heads.
NBC News reported that a man got stuck in a ventilation shaft right here on campus yesterday. Apparently there's construction going on at the new Translational Research Center and the dude got stuck in there for about an hour before a rescue team got him out. We don't feel too bad LOLing about this because the guy, who seems to be nameless, was chatting up his rescuers while they were getting him out. No word on how this feat was managed but a word to construction workers everywhere: it's all fun and games until someone gets shafted.
Ay, Papi! Free Tacos - Head over to Coup de Taco between 1 and 5 today for a chance to get some free grub. The truck will be in its regular spot at 40th and Locust and the first 600 customers will win two free tacos. All you have to do is show up, though perhaps praising Entourage will earn you some extra guac.
Preceptorial Glitch - Due to issues with Penn inTouch, SCUE has informed us that registration for Preceptorials won't be open until Tuesday at 11am. It may be annoying but look on the bright side, now you have more time to glance over our recommendations.
It's that time of again to register for mini, non-credit, one-time-only courses. The name might seem long and complicated, but Preceptorials are actually meant to make learning fun. They're taught by faculty from all over the academic world and often feature some pretty crazy topics.
As per The DP, Penn Football clinched their 800th career win last night in the season opener against Lafayette. The end score was 19-14 and our boys settled into the win in the last few minutes, keeping the several people in attendance on the edge of their seats. The game was dedicated to the memories of both #40 Owen Thomas and Dan “Coach Lake” Staffieri, with a 40 second moment of silence to start things off. It was an emotional game and not much snark can be thrust upon it. All we can say is way to keep fightin', Quakers.
Drunk-friendly PhiDi (street name: Philly Diner) now offers free WiFi for its customers. Perhaps they are trying to steal students from coffee-shop-turned-Van Pelt-replacement Saxby's, which also has WiFi and attracts about a billion laptop-toting students per day. The way we see it, the only thing that will keep us coming to PhiDi is the massive breakfast options and the pie. Free internet isn't nearly as enticing.
If you've gone to feed your burger craving lately you may have noticed that Bobby's Burger Palace now has chairs and tables outside. Of course, they are in the establishment's signature green and orange. They may look wimpy compared to neighbor Chipotle's outdoor seating but don't forget that unlike Chipotle, Bobby's doesn't impregnate you with a ten pound burrito baby upon every visit. Therefore, reinforced chairs are not necessary. Enjoy the weather before it gets brutal and get your burger fix outside while you still can.