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(01/19/12 8:39pm)
High rises are big places, which is why we were shocked when one tipster forwarded us this email, written by someone with an impressive ability to beat around the bush (no pun intended, but ew), that asks everyone in the building to keep their noise level down while they're, ya know, with company. Sorry to Harrison and Harnwell for all of the attention we've been giving to Rodin as of late, but at least your residents fornicate quietly. #AWKWARD.
(01/17/12 10:51pm)
Ferguson will be speaking in the Zellerbach Auditorium at 7 p.m. Tickets are available at $5 for Penncard holders and $8 for the public.
(01/16/12 11:31pm)
Wish you could walk around with pom poms all day long but don't have a free hand? With some help from these snazzy bookstore gloves, you can now have the thrill of Penn pride right at your fingertips. Get them while they're hot (and your hands are cold) because there are only two pairs left.
(01/06/12 3:04pm)
New York Times blog The Choice, created to "demystify the process of applying to American colleges and universities," will now also have some of its content featured on India Ink. And perhaps the only thing better than The Choice's South Asian expansion is the fact that Dean Furda, who you know from this, this and/or this, is part of the inaugural post.
(12/31/11 8:46pm)
UTB loves the Internet. Penn loves the Internet. Suffice to say, we're just one big Internet-loving community filled with a number of people who forget that what you send in an e-mail may be posted on the Internet. Which is why our final Best Of 2011 brings you the best of listserv abuse, e-mail snafus and some all-around gems. Take note for 2012, or odds are high you end up on this very list next year.
(12/19/11 12:46am)
Employees only? Well, okay. But your tree is quite nice.
(12/17/11 8:45pm)
With no in-house vending machine or Mark's Café, it's really easy to starve in Fisher. It's also really easy to drive your fellow study slaves into a serious state of unrest by making the wrong meal choice. Suspect you're guilty of food misconduct? Read on.
(12/13/11 9:41pm)
So good luck finding a seat! Just in time for finals mayhem, Flavorwire ranked Fisher Fine Arts #23 out of 25 on its list of Most Beautiful College Libraries In the World. Ordinarily, we'd encourage celebration of this exciting factoid, but chances are the only people who care are those currently in Fisher where studious counterparts are ready to "SHHH!!!!" at even the slightest peep.
(12/12/11 5:55pm)
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(12/07/11 4:54pm)
You know what they say about desperate times. Yesterday's DP classified section featured this gem from a student who is open-minded, spontaneous and must really want to get his dance on (We're on your side, Zach!):
(12/06/11 9:59pm)
Let's all shout a collective "UGH" to those kids in our classes who think they can spam the listserv right before reading days in order to make up for not going to class all semester. That's right, we're calling you out! (UKWUR, kisses.) One savvy STSC student finally put his foot down after receiving one favor-seeking e-mail too many by sending the e-mail pictured above. Kudos to you, kiddo. Guard that Information Age information!
(12/05/11 5:48pm)
Hello, every fraternity. Trying to out compete one another for the best Christmas light display, à la this movie? We're going to turn this into a little contest. Send us pictures of your houses (preferably when it's nighttime and we can see those dazzling lights), and we'll poll our readers to see which house reigns supreme. Show us your competitive holiday spirit by e-mailing pictures as attachments to tips[at]underthebutton.com by Wednesday at midnight.
(12/05/11 4:03pm)
Are you feeling inspired? Are your creative juices flowing and overflowing? You're in luck, because the College Dean's Advisory Board College T-Shirt Contest is BACK. Here's your chance to be a real life designer! And also to win a $100 gift certificate to the Penn Bookstore if your Bursar account is hurting.
(12/03/11 8:04pm)
Looks like our friends in Rodin took some of our suggestions for spicing up their guide to reducing awkward social elevator tension, but maybe they went a little overboard. If we had to generalize the Rodin population using only these questions, it would look something like this: mole-y creeps who like to envision their parents having sex whilst speaking in different languages. They turn these images into magnets that they send to far away lands using unique stamps.*
*Intentional dramatization. We love Rodinites.
(11/30/11 5:22pm)
Just when you thought the Penn music scene reached its saturation point, out pops another band. Today, Red Giants, a group of six Penn students (including Street ed. Jake Spinowitz), released its EP (which you can download by clicking here). And if you're into the live music thing, the band will also be performing at the SPEC Concerts Penn Music Collective on Thursday.
(11/28/11 11:18pm)
At long last, Penn Six-5000 gets publicity from someone who is not actually a member of the group. And it's by someone famous. Double score.
(11/21/11 5:58pm)
Can someone tell us what is up with the recent surge in shocking bathroom decor? The game-show-esque fact above a Williams Hall urinal is actually an advertisement for the Penn Museum's Imagine Africa project. Side note: do not take this as an invitation to attempt to lick your own eyes when utilizing the urinal.
(11/10/11 8:27pm)
Every student group is itching to host you at their downtown-fall-concert-chat-performance-fest. And we've collected the best of today's Locust Walk flyers! Based on our findings - drum roll, please - we haiku.
(11/06/11 7:55pm)
Sunny Sunday afternoons in November sound like the ideal time to venture over to ice cream mecca Capogiro, and it seems like Amy agrees. She even sampled several flavors of gelato before making her final decision. Celebrities, they're just like us!
(11/03/11 8:48pm)
So yeah, we thought posts about lists were getting a bit redundant as well. But this time, we present National Geographic ranking CAPOGIRO as the NUMBER ONE place to eat ice cream in the WORLD. That's right, the whole entire world.