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Kid Named Zach Seeks Formal Date Via DP

Lora Rosenblum Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2011Wed, Dec 7, 2011

You know what they say about desperate times. Yesterday's DP classified section featured this gem from a student who is open-minded, spontaneous and must really want to get his dance on (We're on your side, Zach!):

"DATE TO SEMI-formal. Must enjoy Pittsburgh sports. Heck, I'll take a Patriots fan at this point. I'm desperate. Contact Zach"
We're interested to hear about the responses received because sometimes, Pittsburgh folk can get a lil cray. Best of luck, Zach, and if this doesn't work out for you, rest assured there are always other options.

Update: We'd like to point out that the author of this classified was not Zach himself but a friend. Mean prank or caring gesture? Discuss in the comments.