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Add this to reasons we love the Penn alum, professor, and all-around badass outgoing governor of Pennsylvania. The NFL postponed Sunday night's Eagles game due to the snowstorm no one will shut up about, so the gov had some choice words:
Getting your grades back and wondering what went wrong? Poppin' bottles of addy and still not getting that coveted A? Maybe it's because the pillz don't work as well as we all think they do.
Law prof Tobias Barrington Wolff is making his media rounds as a newly-minted "icon of Don't Ask Don't Tell repeal." This Daily Intel article features tears falling down his face, while the official White House press release on the matter simply has him looking... something. Sad? Incredulous? Awesome? Not sure.
Photo credit: Lauren Meepos and Haley Pearlstein.
A few Penn kids were spotted on ABC channel 6 last night (whoa, dream big) after attending a "Four Loko dinner" at the Adsum restaurant. If nothing else, please just appreciate the segment's title, "Blackout A La Carte." Whattup, local news!
While you may have spent this weekend bragging about how many formals you got invited to, one fraternity was determined to highlight their social season in a different way. In an email that is both hilarious and precious, this frat attempts to show the ultimate proof of brotherhood: a Foursquare badge.
It's still the festival of lights. Happy last night of Hanukkah! xoxo, Rodin.
Freshmen, West Philadelphians, and other denizens of Copa, take note: some major changes are underfoot at the beloved mid-week spot.
"Like a Little" is Craigslist Missed Connections + (Shoutouts/CollegeACB) - negativity x GoodCrush. You anonymously write to someone that's caught your eye, using as much or as little detail as you deem "anonymously flirty." LAL is still pretty new, so could everyone please start using it? We'd love to see more gems like this: At South 36th: Female, Black hair. You seem to be of some sort of exotic south asian descent. I am yearning for those big brown eyes to connect with mine, and for those flawless lips to someday caress mine. Although it looks like you have gone days without showering, you still remain the most stunning girl in all of this land called penn.
What?-- Apparently, if you put in the code "sorry15" on Campusfood's checkout, you can get $15 on whatever your order is. And you can do it multiple times. We don't know why or how long it will last, so pig out while you can.
Update from the DP: A carjacking that took place near 50th Street culminated in a shoot-out on campus, behind the Free Library of Philadephia on 40th and Walnut streets. According to DPS, gunshots were exchanged and one of the suspects was shot and killed. No civilians or police were injured. Check thedp.com for updates throughout the night.
In celebration of our foray into yet another form of social media, we thought we'd kick it old school with some weird stuff from Facebook. You remember Facebook, don't you? It's like Twitter, but with a Like button.
Social commentary aside, it's really weird that you can now buy lotto tickets from a dispenser in the Spruce Wawa. We'd encourage everyone's drunk alter-ego to steer clear.
Yo, anyone ever heard of The White Panda? If Super Mash Bros is Girl Talk's hot cousin, then White Panda is Girl Talk's... pet panda. Or something.
Have you ever thought to yourself, "Wow, I really want to have a large-scale political rally, but I haven't the foggiest idea what that entails!" We think it all the time. Lucky for you, we're here to share all the important criteria in a successful Michelle Obama rally.
Okay, Class Board 2013, you did it. You out-ridiculoused yourselves. We've gotta hand it to y'all, you're fulfilling your promises to do weird shit that no one else has done before.
Power's Out On Spruce-- According to OFSA (who we called frantically when shit got dark), a lot of Spruce lost power due to the storm. The outage is affecting at least the 39th to 40th block, and possibly more. People are working on figuring out how to fix this, but for now plan to head somewhere else if you like electricity.
BOO! Did we scare you with how much awesome stuff there is to do this weekend? With the epic combination of Halloween and Homecoming, there's literally not a moment to waste in celebrating as hard as possible. Luckily, we've created a list of what's going on to help guide your ghoulish adventures (ew, okay, Halloween buzzwords are sooo lame).
The Philomathean Society is generally known for two things: pretentiously hanging out on the top floor of College Hall, and hosting a pretentious wine tasting class every year. But for those of you who may be thinking, "wow, I'd also like to sound like a snob when I drink beer," the homies in robes have just the thing for you. Beer tasting!
Twitter may have done all sorts of weird stuff since we last posted (really, what is going on with the new layout?), but #upenn is still going strong. We've noticed an outpouring of hate towards our parties, some really obvious observations, and a lot of stuff we straight up don't get. Don't miss our new section, "Tweets That Speak For Themselves!"