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(04/05/10 3:31am)
Looks like PennInTouch and Blackboard got jealous of AirPennNet's Best Of Penn fame (Best Technological Failure) and are fighting back. Both are alternating between being down and really slow, presumably because it's the last night to register for spring courses. And if that wasn't bad enough, you apparently can't Google Penn Course Review anymore-- you have to get to it through Penn Portal. Or you can find it here. Thank us later.
(03/31/10 7:06pm)
Alert! Bursarmergency! Bursar closes for seniors at midnight tonight!
(03/22/10 4:06pm)
First stop, UA President.
(03/19/10 2:17pm)
Like a groundhog seeing his shadow, the start of spring elections campaigning can only mean one thing- candidate videos are here! Watch as our favorite StudGov hopefuls attempt to wow you with puns, graphics, and a whole new variety of discomfort.
(03/15/10 5:00pm)
This year for spring break, I didn't go to the Acapulco or Cabo, like most Penn students. I didn't even do something "different", like go on Alternative Spring Break. Instead, I took the most boring possible route and went home for the last ten days, to my boring, tri-state area home and hung out with old high school friends.
(03/12/10 3:56pm)
Finally, the moment every alcoholic college kid has been waiting for- a serious excuse to play beer pong. A la the infamous Flipadelphia, the World Beer Pong Tour is set to host qualifiers for a big tournament right here in our city.
(03/07/10 11:25pm)
While you were getting that first sunburn of spring break, Penn was busy on the internet with a PostSecret cameo. For those who've missed out, the site is like Shoutouts, but to the entire world, more emo, and entirely less fun. Application fail!
(03/02/10 10:22pm)
While the majority of our school is frantically putting the finishing touches on Cabo/Acapulco/New Jersey diets, one last exciting opportunity appeared in our inboxes today. Good news for late folks that still don't have spring break plans- you can now be the proud driver of an Alternate Spring Break vehicle! What could be more thrilling than driving do-gooders around North Carolina or Virgina?
(03/01/10 6:00pm)
Take a break from midterms and feast your eyes on this tale of booze, campus bars and would-be debauchery. And for all you complainers, this one's written by a dude. As always, your comments (nice or mean) are appreciated.
(02/28/10 7:37pm)
Because (free) hamentashen and potato chips go together like Orthodox Jews in kilts and clown suits. Here's to a weekend of drunk Jews!
(02/25/10 4:51pm)
Are you down with bureaucracy? Posters? Unfulfilled promises? If any of these things appeal to you, go figure out how to run for office on the Nomination and Election Committee's website. Seriously. The rest of us will be anxiously waiting for the great Awkward Video Battle, so don't disappoint.
(02/24/10 10:27pm)
In case you haven't been checking any listerv you're on, ever, we'd advise you to check The Real World (on MTV, not to be confused with the actual real world) tonight at 10 p.m. You may or may not get a glimpse of some of our fellow Quakers keeping it classy... and by classy, we mean not at all. We won't drop names, but you can pretty much just ask around.
(02/23/10 4:29pm)
Ben! What have they done to you? We know you founded the US Postal Service in 1775, but we fail to see how covering you in boxes pays homage to that fact. (Thanks to AJ Thomas for the tip.)
(02/22/10 8:00pm)
In this week's installment of Pennetration, we bring you across many timezones to Australia. The famed junior semester abroad is supposed to be a "cultural experience," but usually ends up being fueled by sex, drugs and techno music. You take your pick with this tale from way down under:
(02/15/10 6:00pm)
I was a prude. It’s pretty undeniable. In high school, the pool of eligible bachelors (if you can call them that) seemed exponentially smaller every year, so let’s just say the sex scene at college was a shock to me. Here I was, the same skinny long-haired brunette I had been four months earlier, but now boys were not just interested, they were pursuing me! Things moved rapidly: the second night of NSO I innocently asked an older boy where the bathroom was and five minutes later he was convincing me to come back to his apartment. Needless to say, my freshman year very quickly became an experiment in regrettable hookups.
(02/11/10 8:14pm)
Tipser Jake Shuster the Money Booster sends us this gem of communication from the Quad. We like what the pink Sharpie did there, with the whole writing under the black marker's words... clever. Really. Check the heinous toilet paper monstrosity after the jump.
(02/08/10 6:00pm)
In the second installment of Pennetration, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Penn's sexual elite, a Penn gal writes of her encounter with the infamous blogger/self-proclaimed asshole Tucker Max.
(02/01/10 6:00pm)
My sex life as a single chick in college began at the beginning of junior year when I was dumped by my boyfriend of over two years. I was shocked and heart-broken, but probably should have taken a cue from our sex life. We hadn’t had sex in weeks, despite my silent but extremely eager horniness. While I was emotionally destroyed, I still had a desperate desire to fuck. Needing to change my mindset about what was sexually off-limits for me, I threw myself into the flirting game. Even though I was shaking my ass and having fun, this was not the tactic that got me my first post-dumping fuck.
(01/27/10 10:28pm)
We've been getting lots of tips pointing us to a new blog by Penn students, Bar for the Course, in which two senior girls document their adventures at as many Philly bars as possible before graduation. While we appreciate Brynn and Emily's efforts, we can't help but notice similarities between the graphic from the How to survive at Penn feature we ran last year (left) and Bar for the Course's staple graph (right).
(01/25/10 6:30pm)
Given the name of our blog, we figured it was probably about time we got a little sexier and a bit more scandalous. After all, sex sells, right?