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Free Cold Brew Iced Coffee From Saxbys – today and next Friday. Free iced coffee would thrill us about as much as finding out that our double in the Quad doesn't have a sink, but free cold brew? Now THAT we can get behind. Plus, it'll surely go down easier than the Banker's we'll be tossing back tonight.
Federal Donuts Is Celebrating National Fried Chicken Day -- which is apparently a holiday. Stop by ANY of their locations today (from 11 a.m. until supplies last) for a Port FedNuts Fried Chicken Sandwich for only $7. We're bummed it's not a free food type situation, but hey, this sammy is usually only available at Spruce Street Harbor Park, so we'll take what we can get.
Look, no hard feelings towards the Beyhive – although we are still bitter that the Queen's move to Philly was naught but a hoax – but this year's Made In America lineup is feeling less than inspired.
Guess who's back, back again...UTB's back...TELL A FRIEND!!!
SAY IT AIN'T SO – The NILF (Newscaster I'd Like To Fuck) that IS Anderson Cooper will no longer be gracing Penn's campus tomorrow, due to recent events in Baltimore. This was like, the perfect way to celebrate the last school night of the semester, but alas – reality calls.
It's hump day, so what better way to celebrate than with a little freaky foliage? Much love to those who answered our call for the best #nofilter (read: heavily filtered) pics of our fair campus.
It's the final round, folks! The Canada Geese have flocked back to their rightful arctic climate, we've at long last made peace with Chili's closing, and Usher has bid adieu to the apparently celeb-friendly streets of West Philly.
It's a trying time for SPEC. First, Kesha's team sorta, accidentally suggested that she was probably, likely, the Fling headliner. Adding insult to injury, SPEC's attempt at giving away floor passes via flash sales proved to be a complete and utter disaster.
St. Fratty's has come and gone, the Fling cat is out of the bag, and we've officially switched our coffee to iced at HubBub – all of which lead us to believe that Spring has SPRUNG! What better way to celebrate this long overdue seasonal change than by attending ALL FIVE of the events below, PLUS our Philly Pick of the Week?! Let's get to it!
Think skipping lecture and watching it online instead exempts you from witnessing your professor's cringeworthy antics? Think again. After recording his lecture for BIOL-121, one professor forgot to turn off the screen capture, allowing us all a glimpse into his fascinatingly creepy personal life.
In the latest installment of Ludicrous Pledging Tasks Gone Wrong, we present to you the above video of a dude jammin' out near the highrises in nothing but a tank top and shorts. This fella is either the world's most dedicated athlete, or, more likely, he was forced to forgo his dignity for the sake of brotherhood.
Applications For Spring Contributors Are Closed – But that doesn't mean you can't get in on the fun in the Fall! In the meantime, check our site, 34th Street, and the DP for the latest in campus happenings.
Alas, somehow February is already upon us, and our seasonal affective disorder is at an all-time high. Will the following list of what's hapPENNing this week alleviate any of your winter-induced weeping? Hard to say. Will it give you something to do while you're sitting in lecture this morning? Definitely.
Alas, ladies and gents, we've finally reached the end of rush! Now, as every freshman girl's life is about to change forever because she finally found a sisterhood, the fun is also just beginning here at Penn's most exclusive blogority, Upsilon Tau Beta.
New year, same caffeine haunts. It was recently reported that campus' favorite hipster hangout, Green Line Cafe, will be opening a fourth location at 40th & Ludlow Streets, the elusive spot of the poetically named Lovers and Madmen.
We're in the thick of it, Quakers: Thursday is only two days away, but damn, does two days seem like Such. A. Long. Time. Luckily, for your procrastination pleasure, we've rounded up all the "food" you've been eating this past week so we can tell you what it says about your sad and miserable lives. You're welcome!
Business Insider recently released a list of the "30 Most Successful UPenn Alumni Of All Time," and like most other publications who write about us, their research (we use that term loosely) proved superficial and not groundbreaking all.
[Disclaimer: This post was part of our annual Joke Day series. As if we would ever use this font seriously.]
Ah, the Monday after Thanksgiving Break – or, as we at UTB like to call it, the most depressing day of the year! Our refrigerators are empty, our GCals full, and our hearts void of love. Perhaps a peek at what's going on this week will turn those frowns upside down. No? At least we tried.
With the holiday season upon us at last, we here at UTB are feeling especially cheery. Maybe it's because we've had one too many egg sandwiches from Bridge, or the fact that the updated schedule means no class today (we knew we were on to something when we didn't register for any Friday classes), but we're feeling particularly grateful for dear ole Penn of late. Follow along as we bask in the glory of ten of the things we're most thankful for on campus.