I think it's fine, so it is. 

My sources tell me that I need to contact the professor if I’m interested in becoming a teaching assistant, but as a pretty person, I’ve never been one to have to ask for what I want.

1. Tell the person that you are talking to that you have had antibodies since the first semester. They’ll know.

Have you heard their jokes? How have these guys achieved international stardom? 

For Alex, we decided to create a custom Jeopardy game centered around the one question we all have: what happens after we die? 

She works so hard.

The fact that Bob Dylan has a Pulitzer Prize and Nicki Minaj does not is utterly reprehensible.

The idea of piety is fundamentally at odds with the cultural habits of white people. The idea of salvation is, quite frankly, laughable. 

Maybe your mom lost that signature twinkle in her eye, and your dad simply couldn’t bear to look at her anymore.

The jokes are a simple acknowledgment of the number, simply followed by the word, “Nice.” 

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