Breaking News: High School Kids Think They Want To Go To Harvard

Not only did we get presidentially AND vice-presidentially snubbed for commencement (not that we care; we're covered) but it turns out that high school kids and their parents dream a little dream of... other schools. As in Stanford, Harvard, Columbia, Yale and NYU. We could be mean (sing a song about it, perhaps?) but since we're bigger people than that, we'll just let that go. Look at it this way: 66% of those high school students are stressed out about getting into college. Been there, done that. Suckers.