The Best Employment Opportunity of 2009
March 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Everyone seems a little panicked that there aren't any jobs and this may be the end of the economic world as we know it. You all obviously just need to chill out (we have some tips on how to do that if you need advice) and look at what America has to offer. Case in point: the latest post-grad job Claire Kleiger suggests in her most recent "Liberal Arts Jobs" email sent to the College Listserv:
ELEPHANT KEEPER: Observe elephants for signs of injury or disease; report behavioral changes; prepare food and feed the animals; keep careful records; recommend living condition or diet changes; assists vets with treatment. Req. HS diploma and at least 2 yrs exp. working w/ elephants in a zoo setting or equiv combination; valid AR driver's license. This position provides learning and teaching opportunities to develop potential leaders in the practice of elephant management. $24,432 - $29,211 + bens.
Well, we know you graduated from high school, and more likely than not have at least two years of experience working with elephants in a zoo setting (or equivalent combination?) If you're interested -- we're assuming you are -- e-mail HR-Employment@littlerock.org.