Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?
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December 4, 2018 at 12:00 am
Apple Theta Pi always has the best parties, you swear. The liquor’s flowing, the music is popping, AND the boys are cute as hell (well, like, two of them). What more could you ask for?
You hit the dance floor with your buds, and as you flounder about like a wounded tuna, you really do feel like the Dancing Queen, even though you’re as young and sweet as a stale Wawa saltine. As you’re drunkenly flopping about, you suddenly see him from across the dance floor: Jeff. Ugh, the way that he stares at you kinda creepily is absolutely orgasmic. Should you make a move?