Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?

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Mmm, feel that vomit-inducing tonic of sugar, caffeine, and alcohol flood your bloodstream. It’s definitely the only way that you could have started your night. As you finish your last can you see that your acquaintances are staring at you because you just chugged six Four Lokos and they already thought that you had a bit of an alcohol problem. But hey, that’s show-biz baby.

With the pregame over, you stumble out the door and your friends decide to head to Apple Theta Pi. But also, since you’re drunk you might as well text Will M., the president of your very prestigious Wharton consulting club. He’s lowkey kinda cute, and he honestly just looks like the kind of guy that would be really, really good at… you know. What do you do?

  1. Go to Apple Theta Pi with your crew
  2. Text Will, "hey would u wanna case sometime, btw I do butt stuff"

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