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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?


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Will M. responds in three minutes flat, and suffice it to say he likes your butt, and he wants to be the stuff inside of it. Thanking your acquaintances for all the alcohol you just wasted, you go back to your dorm and wait in anticipation for that knock. You sit for an hour and it never comes. You're starting to get nervous about your next GBM. Do you send him another text?

  1. Yes! What can go wrong?
  2. No... chill out and grab some Wawa dude