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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?

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Josh Campbell Tuesday, Dec. 4, 2018Tue, Dec 4, 2018

You text some acquaintances (because, let’s get real, you have no friends) and you all decide to pop over Jessica’s room for a pregame. To your horror, you discover that she only has Four Loko — you hate Four Loko! But then again, you also kinda crave it, in a totally not problematic way. What do you do?

  1. Chug as many Four Lokos as you can
  2. Pass on the Four Loko (at least for now)
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