Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?

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Photo by Rafael Marquez / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

You text some acquaintances (because, let’s get real, you have no friends) and you all decide to pop over Jessica’s room for a pregame. To your horror, you discover that she only has Four Loko — you hate Four Loko! But then again, you also kinda crave it, in a totally not problematic way. What do you do?

  1. Chug as many Four Lokos as you can
  2. Pass on the Four Loko (at least for now)

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