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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?


Photo by Sodanie Chea / CC BY 2.0

Perhaps against your better judgment, you remain entirely sober for the entire pregame. While everyone around you gets blackout, you sit and stare at the floor as you endure the agony of your sad, lonely existence without the assistance of illicit substances. 

When at last your acquaintances decide to stumble out the door they decide to head to Apple Theta Pi. But also, at this moment you lowkey want to give up any and all pretense of having a social life, retreat to your dorm, and get Sour Patch Watermelons delivered to you. What do you do?

  1. Go to Apple Theta Pi with your crew
  2. Retreat to your room. You want candy and you want it now!