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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?


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Curled up in your favorite blanket with all the lights off and Netflix on at full blast, you are spared the pain of your existence for a fleeting moment. But then your stomach rumbles and ruins all of that. It's been two and a half hours — where the fuck is that GoPuff delivery you ordered?

  1. Wait out the order
  2. Cancel it and go to Wawa instead