Going Green! Penn Closes Frontera in Effort to Decrease Gas Emissions from Students

Penn researchers have found that a harsh 92 percent of Penn's greenhouse gas emissions are linked to Frontera consumption. In a statement, president Amy Gutmann announced that “it is our environmental responsibility to cut these emissions if we have any hope of compensating for our investments in fossil fuels.”

Penn students are furious about these drastic measures. College sophomore Jeremy Lane told reporters, “I just don't get it. Why can't a man down four Chicken Tortas in peace? How will we compare ourselves to Stanford when our winds of freedom can't even blow.”

Sophie Rodriguez (C ’20) informed UTB, “Of course we as students want Penn to get away from harsh emissions. Students want a green campus, but requiring a change in my good daily student life? How dare they.