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UTB Writer Joins Opinion, Forced to Mock Own Content


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Name: Eleanor Stalick

School/Year: College 2022

Email: stalick@sas.upenn.edu

What are you involved in on campus? What leadership positions do you hold?

Out of my suite of four people, I take out the trash the most. I also am a writer for a local for-profit known as Under The Button Dot Com, where I write very funny articles.

Why do you want to write for opinion?

This week, I was submitting my 10 weekly Amy Wax pitches for Under The Button Dot Com and I was thinking to myself, if I could work for Opinion (dot com?), I could make twice as much bad content. Write a bad article for Opinion, and then write two more bad articles in response over at Under The Button (Dot Com). It would be seamless. 

Please write one, 650-800 word article on a topic you find important.

No no no no no...  see, you misunderstood. I don’t actually want to “write” “content.” 

Anything else you would like to share?

Anyways cool, so I’ll send you guys my pitches, and you go ahead and publish them. I’ll get to work on the parodies. Thanks.