OP-ED: My Girlfriend Broke up With Me, Does Anyone Want to Buy the Lingerie I Got Her for Valentine's Day?
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February 14, 2020 at 12:00 am
Listing: white Adore Me corset; size small.
Selling for $20.
What a steal, right! Right? Please tell me this is right. Please. Someone hold me. It's so hard sleeping alone. No one ever tells you that — the sleeping alone thing. This all feels so wrong. Just tell me that it's right and that it's all for the best. I miss you, Jessica. Please come back to me – I don't need the $20. Just come back.
EDIT: Now selling for $10! What a steal, right!