OP-ED: If You See Me Walking Into Center City, Don't Stop Me, I'm Never Coming Back
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February 25, 2020 at 12:00 am
It’s almost spring break, fellow boys, but most of us are still entangled with midterm shit and by most of us, I mean me, and only me. Given that I am entirely alone in all of my issues as always, it’s no shock that everyone keeps being all happy-go-lucky and asking where I’m gonna spend my spring break. Well, first of all, it’s none of your business. Second, fuck you.
I think what I need most is a break right at this very moment, but there’s not a lot to do in University City. For that reason, I will be walking to Center City this weekend, and none of you better try to fucking stop me.
Of course, as a sheltered little lad, I’ve never been further east than Van Pelt library, but I assume it’s pretty nice over there. I also haven’t been farther west than the Harrison tower (sorry Rodin hotties) but that’s beside the point. Something tells me I should probably also just stay in Center City forever. My sad social life and failing grades absolutely have nothing to do with this.